1. promiscuous-petal:

    enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

  2. August 2nd 184434
  3. onedollarmahh:

    hero-honeylemon:

    royalturkeyz:

    setting realistic goals for my future

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    And he fucking gets his castle

    Unlike Hans

    OHHHHH OH OHHH OHHHHH

  4. August 2nd 401091
  5. babyferaligator:

    why put time and effort into saying mean things to someone you dont like and tearin them down when you could spend that time sayin good things to some one you do like and makin them feel good and happy

  6. August 2nd 14355
    • person: so where did you learn html?
    • me: not.... neopets...
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  8. isabelthespy:

    spitefulbitch:

    the stupidest thing in the entire harry potter series was when they go down to the slytherin dormitory and it’s all dark and slimy and freezing and shit. as if lucius malfoy would let his son live in squalor like that. the house with the highest concentration of spoiled purebloods are happy to live under the goddamn lake? no.

    wow this is the #1 best harry potter criticism i have ever read

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  11. lilrnama:

and they say romance is dead

    lilrnama:

    and they say romance is dead

  12. August 2nd 67190
  13. notwosnowflakesarealike:

    EVERYONE STOP WHAT THEY ARE DOING! A theatre accidentally played Rise Of The Guardians instead of Guardians Of The Galaxy.

    This has officially made my night. Oh my god.

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  16. Once upon a time there was a boy who loved a girl, and her laughter was a question he wanted to spend his whole life answering.
    — Nicole Krauss, The History of Love (via mrsclarkkent)
  17. August 2nd 2617
    Tagged: #awwwww
  18. birdhero:

    i wonder if magic is real, but only in a really mundane way.

    when i was little i could almost inerringly switch back to disney channel right as the ads ended when i was channel surfing.

    maybe youve never accidentally crushed a ladybug underfoot. maybe your microwave popcorn never burns. maybe you can spin around lots and lots of times before you get dizzy.

    is that magic??

    honestly im not sure if these are magic or just small, invisible skills. im not sure which i like better.

  19. August 2nd 2739
  20. ruinedchildhood:

when you and bae match

    ruinedchildhood:

    when you and bae match

  21. August 2nd 114571
  22. sorelatable:

    When you realized that it’s somehow August already:

  23. August 2nd 9246
  24. townvillager:

    having followers who don’t like your posts

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