1. sofapizza:

your sheep looks concerned

    sofapizza:

    your sheep looks concerned

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  3. fasterfood:

    "God damn it!" i yell as i stub my toe on a table. suddenly from the sky, i hear god reply "okay". the floor splits open, revealing a pit to hell. god pushes the table down into the pit, and then it seals up. he actually did it. god damned it.

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  5. octoswan:

    there’s a comic book store in my town that gives ladies a 10% discount and the people who work there are really friendly so lots of ladies show up to hang out and buy comics and one time i was looking through some new releases and this guy walked in, saw all the ladies, did a double take, and said really loudly and condescendingly, ‘there sure are a lot of girls in here for a comic store!’ and laughed but no one else laughed with him and it was glorious

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  7. ruinedchildhood:

damn bruh

    ruinedchildhood:

    damn bruh

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  9. bellisaro:

    my blog is a mixture of whatever with a bit of i don’t care and a light shade but it has to look pretty

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  11. i-am-a-mushroom:

    i-am-a-mushroom:

    i-am-a-mushroom:

    i-am-a-mushroom:

    My shrimp is so weird like when I touch it, it changes colors and kinda spasms sometimes idk

    like it was kinda pinkish and then it turned red and now its yellow

    and it has a stripe that wasn’t there before

    its weird

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    clarification

    MY PET SHRIMP

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    further clarafication

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    SHRIMP

    IN

    A

    FISH TANK

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  13. 2014 so far

    thesmashbro:

    fabuloushetahungary:

    toroheicho:

    omidtheamnesiacender:

    punished-gagsy:

    anguisant:

    the-internet-addict:

    smallvagina:

    kawaiiibatman:

    smallvagina:

    January: Selfie Olympics

    February: Flappy Bird

    lets see how the rest of the year goes

    March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio

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    April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone

    May:

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    June:

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    Wonder how July is gonna be

    i will keep reblogging this each month

    July:

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    August:
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  15. laughhard:

I never noticed this.

    laughhard:

    I never noticed this.

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  17. mamalalonde:

    mamalalonde:

    mamalalonde:

    i have this friend, his name’s jamal, and when we were younger, he was obsessed with pokemon, and pretended he was a pokemon trainer. one time we saw this stray cat, and he pretended it was a pokemon, and tried to catch it, and somehow he actually managed to get a hold of it. his family’s had it ever since

    now we call him “got a cat” jamal

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  19. joetheblogger:

freshest-tittymilk:

allfoursonmyfloor:

THIS IS GENIUS.

This is useful for my exam-facing friends right now… Remember to rest your mind!

NEWS YOU CAN USE!

    joetheblogger:

    freshest-tittymilk:

    allfoursonmyfloor:

    THIS IS GENIUS.

    This is useful for my exam-facing friends right now… Remember to rest your mind!

    NEWS YOU CAN USE!

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  21. I think the fact Clara was a good Dalek made all the difference in the world…?

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    Tagged: #doctor who
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  24. the-absolute-funniest-posts:

mama-killuhsessa:
Greatest artist to live
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  26. lamelohan:

    whenever i forget my headphones at home

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  28. waluiqi:

    tryna post a selfie like

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